◆ Amidst the hooting crowd, someone said, "There comes the Police."
◆ Just when he picked up the lyrics a string of his guitar broke.
◆ When he had lost all hopes of living, his wife messaged him, "You are about to become a Dad."
◆ In middle of the night when he finished a horror movie, he heard a knock on the door.
◆ The journey was smooth, until he suffered a puncture just one kilometer before his destination.
◆ As he dropped a wasteful 50p coin in her hands, she said, "May God give you all the fortune in the world."
◆ "My son is in a critical condition, please give the medicines, I'll pay you tomorrow." But he refused.
◆ The angry mob was advancing towards him with sticks and stones, when the boy intervened, "It was my mistake."
◆ She came in shining whites, only to discover him lay dead in a pool of red.
◆ She weighed herself, to discover a whooping 250gms less.
◆ He served sweets with a tempting palate; he was diagnosed diabetic yesterday.
◆ On his first day in a new city he met his kindergarten teacher.
◆ As they shared their first kiss in an orchard, a Nightingale sang in joy.
◆ He was utterly disturbed when his dog came and licked his toes.
◆ Just when he was about to sign off his suicide letter, the pen stopped.
◆ He asked for a tank-full of fuel and found his wallet missing.
◆ He finally said I love you to his step mother.
◆ The new office desk had seven names scribbled on it.
◆ He wore a torn shirt and unmatched shoes.
◆ The rag picker looked at the mannequin with greedy eyes.
◆ The farmer looked at his barren fields, and then at the cloudless sky.
◆ Two blocks away, he shined the mirror in her eyes.
◆ They got engaged after a much debated inter-caste affair.
◆ She said she loved him, with all her heart.
◆ She finally asked him to bring her a rose, and he uprooted a tree.
◆ He kissed her gently on the forehead while she slept, picked up his luggage and left with a heavy heart.
◆ She smiled when they bumped.
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